101 Ways not to do Homework

aka. Duck Report #2
Status: quacking feebly áfram
State: kansas

Jæja, it's now 3 days before READING WEEK, and every good duck knows what that means: homework. Lots of homework. Lots and lots and lots of homework. Mostly due tomorrow, strangely enough.

What's a duck to do? If you are Blue Duck, then you will probably waste lots of time learning random things on the Net!! YAAAAY!! Speaking of, Blue Duck finds this site strangely amusing: it's a collection of international tongue-twisters - so you can have your tongue twisted in lots of different languages!

Amaze your friends, confuse the locals and avoid your homework:
http://www.uebersetzung.at/twister/

Spurning dagsins...
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax
si marmota manax materiam possit materiari?

Oss er skemmt!