The Truth Down Under

When people imagine Australians, they usually imagine sane, normal people. Admittedly, these sane, normal people do happen to be wearing strange hats with corks dangling off them and have boomerangs tucked into their belts as they walk their pet koalas down the streets - but nonetheless, deep down, normal.

How little the rest of the world suspects.

It all started on Canada Day. It was then that the Aussies brought their previously undercover burger warfare onto the streets. The street of Osborne, to be precise, for it was there that these kangaroo-huggers had just opened Winnipeg's newest dining hotspot and propaganda centre, Billabong.

On July 1st, they came out onto the sidewalk. With hamburgers.

Who would have thought that Australians, in the dark privacy of their homes, put beets on their burgers? Along with egg, pineapple, bacon, cheese, lettuce, onion and tomato?

And here is the truly scary question: why does it taste so good??