104 Ways not to do Homework

While on the theme of.. jæja.. bananas, here is the very latest news from everyone's favourite province. Now that exam time has rolled around again and students are running left and right like headless chickens in universities around the globe, the Duck thought it would be the perfect opportunity to suggest another way to avoid spending one's life glued to a textbook.

How not to do your Homework, issue 104: Find Bigfoot.
Not only is it a noble quest in the interest of science, it just happens to really $$$ off big-time.

Norway House family guarding supposed videotape of Bigfoot

Broadcast News,
April 21, 2005

NORWAY HOUSE, Manitoba -- The hundreds of people who've flocked to a northern Manitoba home to see a videotape of Bigfoot are now being turned away.
The 49-second video of a tall figure moving on a lake shore is not being shown publicly anymore. Bobby Clarke's family say they're arranging for an expert to enhance the video and are now holding out for the best cash deal from a media company to show it.
Hundreds of people living in the tiny northern community of Norway House have tried to drop by the Clark's home to see the tape.
The family says they've received offers for the videotape from Florida and Toronto.