You might be in Iceland if...
1. Your friendly neighbourhood convenience store is the aptly-named 10-11.
2. But they're actually open from.. 9-12! (or something like that.. but oh what convenience!)
3. You usually meet at least one person you know in aforementioned store.
4. Sometimes, you know every single person in the store!
5. Occasionally, this may include the cashier(s).
6. Every time you come back it seems as if they have found a strange new fruit/nut/body lotion ingredient to put into their dairy products (paprika skyr, with kumquat extract and shea butter!)
7. Mmmm... paprika skyr....
8. Clearly, the Duck has not eaten enough in the recent enough past....
9. It is clearly time for the Duck to go now......
10. Greetings from Reykjavík!
posted by Bláfinna @ 3:47 e.h.
3 Comments:
You might be in Iceland if...
1.) summer shoes got to be Year-round-shoes
2.) you wear a belt instead of a skirt
3.) knitting and cock music do not seen contradictory
4.) your best friends speak more languages tham you ever thought existed
5.) the difference between duck and geese becomes *very* slight and distinct
6.) the water quality seems to be the news of the day
7.) you find pink piggies ion vegetarian food products
8.) you constantly have to fight the urge to offer people tissues
9.) life seems a lot easier as soon as you stop converting and calculating currencies
10.) the intonation of reproval equals the one of praise
paprika skyr . . . sounds . . . special.
What does it taste like?
-K2
frábært list, Anna! (was secretly hoping somebody was out there to add more "might be in icelands" and this is just hilarious.. and true.)
and happy to say that nobody has yet thought of putting paprika in skyr in reality (that the Duck is aware of), and I would like to carry on this excellent tradition of paprika-free skyr for as long as possible - though you are utterly welcome to visit Iceland to try it :)
Skrifa ummæli
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